ANIME/MANGA NERD
[x] You watch anime.
[x] You read manga.
[x] You buy/collect anime DVDs or manga volumes.
[x] You own some other form of anime/manga merchandise.
[x] You have referred to an anime character as 'hot' before. XD
[x] You have cosplayed.
[x] You have done so in public.
[x] You have been to an anime/manga convention.
[ ] You have created/joined a fanclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have created/joined a hateclub for an anime/manga character.
[ ] You have squealed when you found out somebody had the same name as an anime character you knew.
[ ] You enjoy drawing anime
[x] People you know you as the 'anime person'.
[x] You know that it is pronouced 'mawnguh' and not 'manga' like it is spelled.
ANIME/MANGA POINTS: 10

ART NERD
[ ] You like art.
[ ] You actually consider yourself an artist.
[ ] When using art supplies, the brand of them matters to you.
[ ] You have a favourite brand.
[ ] You have asked for art supplies as a Christmas/birthday gift before.
[ ] You give people your drawings as gifts.
[ ] People actually ask for your drawings. (not often)
[ ] You are known as 'the art person' at your school.
[ ] Instead of just 'brown' or '; pink', you'd be specific; it's 'sienna brown' or 'blush pink'. (Sometimes I do)
[ ] You have taken an art class outside of school.
[ ] You have considered a career as an artist.
[ ] Your school papers are always covered in doodles.
[ ] You have a favourite artist.
[ ] Your drawings have been framed.
[ ] You carry a sketchbook with you everywhere you go.
ART NERD POINTS: 0

MUSICAL NERD
[ ]You play a musical instrument.
[ ]You play more than one instrument.
[ ]You actually really enjoy playing your instrument.
[ ]You've given your instrument a name.
[ ]You've participated in an extracurricular activity for your instrument.
[ ]You are known by what you play.
[ ]You listen to classical music.
[ ]You are wondering whether that refers to the classical music genre or the classical music time period.
[ ]You have a favourite composer.
[ ]All of your friends are from your band/orchestra class.
[ ]You write music.
[ ]You've had discussions with your friends about music; your favourite composers/instruments/musical time periods/key/etc...
[ ]You have considered a professional career with your instrument.
[ ]You are never nervous playing for other people.
MUSICAL NERD POINTS: 0

VIDEO GAME NERD
[x] You play video games.
[x] You own 3 or more different video game systems.
[x] You've had debates over which system is the greatest.
[x]You play video games every day. (Almost lol)
[x] You have played a video game for over 10 hours.
[ ] You have songs from your favourite video games on your MP3.(i want some)
[x] You love to talk about video games.
[ ] You memorize the dates for when a new game is being released.
[x]People know you as the 'gamer' person.
[x]You spend more time on video games than you do hanging out with friends. (Sadly. We rarely get the time to hang out together these days)
[x] Your gaming system is in your room.
[x] You have preferences when it comes to what company your game came from.
[x] You've had debates over which company is the best.
[x] You keep playing a game until you beat it.
[x]It makes you angry when you found out somebody looked up cheat codes on the internet to beat their game.
VIDEO GAME NERD POINTS: 13

COMPUTER NERD
[x] You use the computer every day.
[x] You have an account/username on some sort of social website.
[ ] You go into random internet chatrooms.
[/] You spend at least 2 hours a day on the computer.(sometimes)
[x] You use computer faces; : D XD XP D: ^_^ >.> and etc.
[x] It is hard to go a day without using the computer.
[ ]You spend time in online forums.
[ ] In the forum/chatroom you use, you are known there by everyone else.
[x] You have friends you have only met online.
[ ] You have/have had a girlfriend/boyfriend you have only met online.
[x]You have actually met an online friend in person.
[ ] U cn ezly rd 'txttlk.'
[x] You have said 'lol' or 'omg' in speech that is not online.
[ ]You can type really, really fast.
COMPUTER NERD POINTS: 7 1/2

30 1/2 must be pretty nerdy........no further comment

Naruto
[x] You're stubborn.
[ ] You like ramen
[ ] Are foxes your favorite animal?
[/] You're afraid of ghosts.
[ ] You're jealous of your best friend.
[x] Are you a hands-on kind of person?
[/] Do you have a crush on someone, who isn't interested in you?(Do celebrities count?)
[x] You want people to respect you.
[x] You never give up.
[ ] Are you tan?
[ ] Were you born on the 10th of October

Total: 5

Sasuke
[x] You don't care about other people or their opinions.
[ ] Are you left handed?
[/] You prefer being alone.
[ ] Are you cold, cruel or withdrawn?
[ ] Are you talented?(only in art)
[/] Have you had to work on your social skills?
[ ] Do you practice your skills?
[ ] Do you have a motive in your life that you live for?
[x] Do you feel like you're cursed?
[ ] Were you born on the 23rd of July?

Total: 3

Sakura
[ ] You like the color pink.
[ ] Do you feel like something inside of you is ordering you?
[ ] You and your friends have a crush on the same person.
[/] You're smart.(some people say I am, but I don't really think so.)
[ ] You have a five-finger forehead.
[x] You usually repress your emotions.
[ ] You insult people just to annoy them.
[ ] You're aiming for a medical career.
[ ] You grew long hair because of your crush.
[ ] Were you born on the 28th of March?

Total: 1 1/2

Kakashi
[ ] You read romance novels (XD Yush!)
[ ] You like to spend time in the fields.
[x] Have you separated from some group?
[ ] Is your personality hard to describe?
[ ] Are you often late?
[ ] Do you like to use something that covers your mouth?
[ ] Do you use the sayings: "A black cat crossed my path..." or "I fell into a sewer..."?
[ ] Is one of your eyes a different color from your other one?
[ ] You only have one hobby.
[ ] Were you born on the 15th of September?

Total: 1

Itachi
[x] You like red and black.
[ ] You wear purple nail polish.
[ ] You paint your toenails.
[ ] You've been the leader in a group.
[ ] You're a lot more advanced than others in your age class [ ] You're unforgiving at times.
[x] You judge people.
[ ] You hang out with a certain crowd.
[ ] You have a little brother.
[ ] You dress in overly long clothes.

Total: 2

Gaara:
[ ] You like sand.(sorta)
[ ] You could care less.
[ ] You feel like no one loves you.
[ ] You're alone a lot of the time.
[ ] You've made some sort of a symbol of love on your skin.
[ ] Your name means death in Japanese.
[ ] You have one reason to live.
[ ] Your life has had a significant turn.
[ ] You have red hair.
[ ] Is you birthday on the 19th of January?

Total: 0 (I don't like Gaara anyway )

Lee
[x] You believe in hard work.
[ ] You're decisive.
[ ] You have large eyes.
[x] You're a unique person.
[ ] You've seriously decided to do something.
[ ] You have a huge crush on someone.
[ ] You have a person who you share a warm relationship with.
[ ] You have a black bowl-cut.
[ ] You've been in an accident where you had little chance to survive.
[ ] You like green.

Total: 2

Jiraiya
[ ] You write and sell romance novels.
[ ] Are you a pervert?
[ ] Do you like alcohol?
[ ] You're somewhat famous.
[ ] You have long/white hair.
[ ] Do you spy on people for some reason?
[ ] You're specialized in some field.
[x] You're over 20.(^^ 21)
[ ] You're in some way great.
[ ] Do you have an ambiguous way of thinking?(not sure what that means.0_0 )

Total: 1

Orochimaru
[x] Are you pale.
[ ] Do you like snakes?
[ ] Is one of your hobbies fencing?
[ ] Are you strong?(working on that one )
[ ] Are you sadistic, power-hungry and egoistic by nature?
[ ] Do you use people as pawns?
[x] Do you have a dream?
[ ] You don’t feel empathy for other people.
[x] Do you lust for someone else's body?(Duh doesn't everyone? If only I had Vin Deisel's body. )
[x] Are you over 20?( I answered this already, what is this a job application!)

Total: 4

Tsunade
[ ] Do you like to play gambling games?( I prefer RPG's.)
[x] Do you like snails?
[ ] Do you have a pig/pigs at home?
[x] Are you afraid of blood (not afraid but it makes me uncomfortable.)
[ ] Do you have an object that you believe brings bad luck?
[ ] You're in the medical field.
[ ] You're dependent on something.
[x] You're a blond.
[ ] Do you use rejuvenation creams?
[x] Are you over 20?(I swear this is a job application.)

Total: 4

Shikamaru
[/] Are you lazy?(kinda...)
[x] Are you intelligent?(maybe)
[x] Is everything too troublesome for you?(sometimes)
[ ] You often play shogi. (I don't even know what that is)
[ ] You like shadows.
[ ] You pretend to sleep a lot.
[ ] Your IQ is over 200.(I don't know actually)
[ ] You wear a ponytail.
[ ] You often use the saying "How troublesome" or something near it. [ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of September? (close)

Total: 2 1/2

Shino
[x] Do you like bugs?
[ ] You prefer eating salad.
[/] You don't like tofu. (never had it before)
[/] Your personality is quiet and mysterious.(the quiet part..)
[ ] You hate food with strong aromas.
[x] Do you collect bugs?(it's not creepy!!)
[ ] Is your favorite saying "Trump card"?
[ ] Do you use sunglasses a lot?(do sun sensor glasses count?)
[ ] You don't tell much about yourself.(nope, just ask my friends)
[ ] Is your birthday on the 23rd of January?

Total: 3

Hinata
[x] Are you extremely shy? (oh yeah!)
[x] Are you a bit insecure about yourself? (DUH!!)
[ ] Are you trying to improve some of your skills? (i don't have any skills)
[x] Do you feel like your family doesn't appreciate you?(again DUH!!)
[ ] Do you hate your cousin?
[ ] Have you had a crush on someone for a long time now?
[ ] Knowing someone has increased your self-confidence. (what self confidence?)
[x] You make some mistakes.(no comment...)
[ ] You have violet hair.
[ ] You don't give up easily.

Total: 4

Iruka
[ ] You have a scar on your face.
[x] You worry about other people.(even people i shouldn't )
[ ] Is your favorite word "believe"?
[x] Do you like dolphins?(YAY dolphins!!)
[ ] You and your friend have a similar past.
[x] You're kind by nature.(on the outside..)
[ ] Is your hobby the hot springs?
[ ] Is you blood type B?( Not sure about that one)
[ ] Your favorite food is ramen.
[ ] Were you born on the 26th of May?

Total: 3

Neji
[ ] Are you an exceptional student at school?(does graduating with honors count?)
[ ] Are you frighteningly good at something?
[ ] You're a genius.
[ ] Your personality is confident and somewhat stiff.
[x] You don't show your emotions.
[x] You believe you cannot change destiny
[ ] Someone has influenced your way of thinking.
[x] You do things seriously.(too seriously)
[ ] Do you feel like you can see through people?(no i'm blind to people and things....)
[ ] Do you come into terms with your cousins?

Total: 3

Kankurou
[ ] You have two siblings.( three)
[ ] You're tough by nature.
[ ] You afraid of your brother/sister.
[ ] You like to fix things.(I break things...)
[ ] Your hobby is puppets.
[ ] You like to paint your face.
[ ] You hang out a lot with your brother/sister.
[x] You don't talk much.(Hello does the quiet question not answer this?)
[ ] You use purple make up.
[ ] You have brown hair.

Total: 1

Naruto was my highest....I'll let you people decide if that's good or not .

Seme or Uke?
Less than 20=Seme
More than 20=Uke

01-[x] You like to be content in everything.
02-[ ] When a person confesses his/her love to you and you don’t like him/her, you start feeling very tense and/or you don’t know what to say.

03-[ ] You enjoy listening to smooth and relaxing music.
04-[ ] You are quite hyperactive.
05-[ ] If you don’t like something, you start crying and you don’t care if you start talking too loud.

06-[x] You love candies or any type of caramel.
07-[ ] You like making others blush.
08-[ ] You sleep with a doll/ teddy bear/ pillow in your hand.
09-[x] You’re usually shy with the opposite sex .
10-[ ] You like romantic- funny anime.
11-[x] Between L or Light cosplay, you prefer L.
12-[ ] You have listened “an café”.
13-[ ] You like listening to it (the above band).
14-[ ] You have 1 or 2 song on your computer of “an café”.
15-[x] You are innocent and a little clumsy.

16-[x] You smile at kitties.
17-[ You usually say –kawaii-.
18-[x] You like plushies.
19-[ ] Between light blue and blue, you prefer light blue.
20-[ ] You hate Paris Hilton because she is an idiot.
21-[ ] You have been lost in a shopping center/parking/cinema.
22-[ ] You have called to the mistaken number twice or more.
23-[ ] You cried with Pocahontas' ending.
24-[ ] You have used a very feminine dress or shirt.

25-[x] You call your pets with cute names.
26-[ ] You believe that yaoi/yuri is the best.
27-[x] You're easily to trick/convince.
28-[ ] Some men scare you.
29-[ ] You have seen Pucca and you like it.
30-[ ] You have pink/red clothes or they are decorated with flowers.
31-[ ] Sometimes you start looking at the clouds and you get lost in space.
32-[ ] You’ve said “Kyao” or something like that before.
33-[ ] When a person of your same sex gets angry with you, you’re at the defensive.
34-[x] You like j-pop.
35-[ ] You have cried for more than one movie/TV series.
36-[ ] You watched gravitation and you felt like Shuichi-you watched strawberry panic and you felt like Nagisa.

37-[ ] You smile with no reason.
38-[x] You usually are very positive.
39-[x] When there’s a rainbow, you run out to see it.
40-[ ] You usually don’t understand what your parents say.

I'm a seme .
Is that a good thing?

....so yea typ in ur first name then the follwoing

1. (YN)fucked:
Joe fucked the monkey. (what monkey? I HATE monkeys!)

2. (YN) works:
Joe works with Matt Cobb. (he is called Cobb for a reason)

3. (YN) got
Joe got hit by a car and dies. (Boo!! I'm a ghost!!!)

4. (YN) plays
Joe plays his piccolo ev rybody starts to quiver way down (yeah my "piccolo" is what they're quivering to)

5. (YN) died
Joe died as a result of natural causes. (a car is a natural cause?)

6. (YN) loves
Joe Loves His Babygirl Amanda Forever And Always. (wait when did I have a daughter?)

7. (YN) has
Joe Has A Vagina (WHAT!!! i gave birth to Amanda!!! when did that happen?? you'd think austin or bob would have said something?)

8. (YN) runs from
Joe runs from a T-rex. (first a car kills me, then I have a daughter and a vagina, now a t-rex is chasing me, what next???)

9. (YN) is watching
Joe is watching user Alice (you'll pay for hitting me with your car!)

10. (YN) sings
Joe Sings About A Cheeseburger. (dying makes you appreciate the simple things.)

11. (YN) kisses
Joe kisses Robert. (oh bob!!)

12. (YN) means
Joe means well but I don’t think this will last very much longer than he and Taylor did but no offense, she is out of his league. (i'm dead it's over sister!! TAYLOR your a whore!)

RULES:
Go to Google and type in your first name and the phrase. Copy and paste the first sentence/phrase you get that makes sense.


Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search.

A: Joe dose need to step up and be a leader however, thats Patty's job. it dose not matter how bad he dose it he is and always will be a shark ...
(damn you Patty)

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search.

A:See? I turned off the flash, and now he looks like a normal, happy, productive member of society and NOT like someone who lives in a cave. (I'm a caveman?)

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search.

A:Joe says:. All will be revealed...eventually...though the strawberries have nothing to do with it (no the strawberries are behind everything)

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search.

A:Joe wants to Jagger like Mick. (hell yeah i do!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search.

A:Joe does Austin … (Austin why'd you leave me *cry*)

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search.

A:Joe hates to think about her. (Austin was a girl?)

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search.

A:Joe asks him, "Why would a guy want to marry a guy?" (I thought Austin was the one)

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search.

A: Joe goes rogue? (it was Austin and Patty's fault)

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search.

A:Joe likes big packages. (Austin was perfect for me)

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search.

A:JOE EATS BOB. (I found someone new!!)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search.

A: joe wears short shorts! (Bob likes it that way)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search.

A: Joe was arrested for having sex with a fourteen year old student at the junior high school where he taught. (Austin you'll pay for this!!!!)

That was sooooo hilarious!!